My two sons are forever keeping me on my toes. They say the darnedest things and so I thought I would share some of the things my sons have said that I had to fight back a giggle from or quite honestly sometimes I had to laugh out loud at them;
Baby K – Age 2 –
**His father tells him that he needs a cap for his drink & to keep it on the drink at a restaurant. Baby K replies rather quickly with “You need a cap for your mouth”.
**Sitting in a restaurant when I notice Baby K is staring in an evil way at another person in the restaurant. When I look back I see an older man with rather long hair. I say “K stop staring at that man”. Baby K replies “Mama him is a pirate .. argh matey” Of course his reply was loud as loud could be, hopefully that man glaring at me didn’t get offended. Come on dude he’s only two.
**Riding in the van and Baby K is being extremely loud, screeching so that his brother Aj can’t say a word because he can’t concentrate. Baby K gets told to be quiet. Baby K ever so loudly replies “You be quiet and shut your mouth”. May I add that he had an evil HAHA afterwards with a huge ass grin.
AJ – age 4 -
**Sitting in the bathtub getting all washed up before bedtime. He looks down and says “Mama I have a big penis”. A little back story; this is the boy who would always pull out his penis and wave it around as if it’s his prize possession back in the day of his 2 & 3 year old years.
**Attempting to get a cute picture of Aj (he normally hates pictures taken). I turn the camera and tell Aj to smile. Just as I click the button of the camera down comes his pants and, yeah … you guessed it, he mooned me and the camera caught the mooning part as if it were meant to be a picture of my four year old mooning me.
**“Mama what was I before I was born in your tummy”. I answer “well you were a tadpole I guess”. A couple days later he realizes something “oh no Mama, if I was a tadpole before I was in your tummy then I am going to turn into a frog”. Apparently tadpole wasn’t the proper response, considering during the time of this question we were raising tadpoles to frog stage.
So this are just a few, I wish I could think of the really awesome ones because these boys say the darnedest things daily. I must walk around with a voice recorder set to record all day long because that my friends would make perfect entertainment to play back at a get together with friends!