Funny Rotten eCards for Single People #dating

A twist on why buy the cow if you can have the milk for free …

So men playing you? Be sure to remind them that you are the coach …

Sometimes that night in shining armor is not really what he seems …

Now remember men and woman, dating is not all it’s cracked up to be. Nothing gets me more than trying to get to know the real person when the internet makes it possible for them to be whoever they wish to be!

Good luck for those out there dating, hopefully you had a little laugh today with these ecards.

 

And I made her Jump….

I was in the shower and Sheila was talking with me from outside the shower ….

she was sitting near the shower on the toilet (not using it) and we were chatting away when she looked up to see this …

That girl jumped so high that I will forever cherish this funny moment of our weekend together! The day I made Sheila jump so high! I love that girl, we had so much fun over my birthday weekend. Being kids and just laughing so hard we cried. Great times!

Just goes to show you are never too old to have a little bit of fun!

No Kids Weekend, a Birthday and Best Friend Visits

What happens when you put two best girl friends together on a birthday weekend with no kids?

Well for us, we decided jell-o shots were a must, of course more for my friend than me. I am a half n half Twisted Tea gal, no hard liquor for this chick.

The jell-o shots were ready to be eaten later on that evening. We planned for a camp fire by getting the permit at the fire station earlier in the day.

Roasting marshmallows, having a few drinks and laughs. That is what happens when you get a no kid weekend with a best friend and a birthday is involved in the mix as well. Hope everyone else had a fabulous weekend!

I Will Get you, Bad Red Squirrel

One day I headed downtown to drop the little one off to preschool when my Dad happened to stop by to drop me some corn on the cob. I love corn on the cob. Anyways, I was not gone very long and when I came home to see the corn on the cob sitting on the steps of my deck I figured it could wait a minute before I brought it inside.

I had my hands full and I was lazy, not to mention I figured grabbing an old shopping bag would make more sense than trying to juggle all of those ears of corn by myself. So I went inside, got distracted maybe fifteen minutes and came out to see the corn had been eaten … just one ear of corn was all messed up as you can see in the image above.

I look over and who do I see? But a red squirrel who is happily staring at me refusing to run from me because he wanted my corn on the cob. I don’t think so. This is not the last sighting of Mr/Mrs Red Squirrel {whichever it is}. It has been known to be scratching around on the deck while I am in the kitchen making me look outside only to see it on the deck railing staring back at me.

This red squirrel is taunting me and I will get it. Some how. Some Way. He will be gotten.

My Personal Story & How I think You Can Make it

This video isn’t a normal one that I would normally share, I am reading off of a piece of paper and flowing with my own personal story and motivation for others within it. It’s an important video to watch, it’s an important message for all.

Please take time to watch it and share with anyone you feel could use a little lift me up today! Hugs n smiles to all!

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