This boyfriend application idea stemmed from a joke text message I received yesterday. The blogger in me could not resist writing this. Below you will see a series of questions and if you want your application to be taken seriously then you need to know that there is a one time non-returnable application fee of $5 that must be sent via paypal to admin{at}brandyellen{dot}com. The fee covers my time in thoroughly reviewing your application answers.
- Are you currently single, as in free to date legally?
- What is your first name?
- What is your birth order {youngest, oldest, middle}?
- Do you stress easily?
- Are you looking for a fling or the real thing?
- Are you fixed {sorry no techy words for me}?
- Do you have children? If yes, what are their ages?
- Do you have an amicable relationship with your children(s) mother?
- Do you work {ft or pt}?
- What is your ideal first date?
- Do you enjoy laughing and being silly sometimes?
- Are you social and outgoing?
- Do you like to drink alcohol occasionally, such as on weekends? If yes, what kind of alcohol?
- Do you feel it’s the woman’s job to keep the house tidy?
- Any additional comments that you feel will help your application be accepted? Please make note of them.
Disclosure: This is meant to be humorous and in no way would I seriously have someone complete an application to date me, although I have debated seriously using this method! LOL
too funny
.-= Virginia from Lady V dZine´s last blog ..Fantastic Father’s Day Finds- HomeRight =-.
Umm, how about “do you have a 5 year plan?” LOL Gotta get a man with GOALS Brandy, LOL And “What are your hobbies?” Cause man, if I had known some of the crap my ex liked to do… well, anyways, I will just stress “EX” and leave it at that LOL
OH OH…. “Do you have a criminal record?” See, I could go on for days just asking all the crap I have been thru with dating! hahahah
.-= Lynsey Jones´s last blog ..Monday Mingle – May 31, 2010 =-.
Oh man … I didn’t even think of those ones too!!! LOL
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It would make things so much easier! RT @MommaDJane: RT @momsvactionland: Boyfriend Application http://bit.ly/dyxE5Q
OMG! I wish i had thought of this! This is hilarious!
Lol this is great stuff
.-= brandy´s last blog ..Little Tykes Adjust & Jam Basketball Set =-.
*giggle*
Cute!
Hey girl! thanks for stopping by. Happy to see you and hope all is well!
only $5! whatta a bargain! rotfl!!
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I should totally dig up the one I made a long time ago. I think it is on a flash drive somewhere. LOL
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